Gunny's Online PX

DO you need a daily fix of the Ol' Gunny? Stop by Gunny's Online PX. You can get Autographed items that you can only find there. Singed exclusively by Gunny R. Lee Ermey himself. Don't pay though the nose for the stuff people get signed free and then sell on eBay.

Gunny News


Sound Clips


Run Cadence with Lee
Lee in The History Channel commercial
Lee in the Coors Light commercial
USMC Band Semper Fidelis
USMC Band National Anthem
USMC Band The Stars and Stripes Forever
USMC Band National Emblem
USMC Band Marine Hymn
USMC Band Anchors Aweigh & Marine Hymn
USMC Band King Cotton
USMC Band Auld Lang Syne
Gomer Pyle, USMC Theme

Full Metal Jacket

1234corp.wav  "One two three four, I love the Marine Corps!"
assbelon.wav  "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your a** belongs to the Corps!"
beaucoup.wav  "Excuse me Ma'am. What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake. But it ain't to God d*mn beau coup."
boomboom.wav "She love you good. Boom-boom long time!"
dirtbag.wav "Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace!"
drill.wav"I don't know what I've been told, Eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold!"
fmj_mary.wav  "Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, through her pretty pink panties, are over!"
fmjballs.wav"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"
fmjcomn.wav  "What have we got here? A f***ing comedian!"
fmjcwby2.wav  "Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?" recruit answers "Sir, Texas, Sir! Sergeant continues with Holy dogsh*t! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down."
fmjcwby3.wav  "How tall are you Private?" He answers "Sir, 5'9" Sir!" Sergeant then continues "5'9", I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? Huh?" Private replies with "Sir, no Sir!"
fmjskull.wav "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*** you!"
fmjwhat.wav  "Holy Jesus. What is that? What the f*** is that?!"
horney.wav"Well baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time."
 pukes.wav  "You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f***ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t!"
qstions.wav  "I'm asking the f***ing questions here Private. Do you understand?"
forever.wav  "But always remember this, Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever, and that means YOU live forever."
happybday.wav  "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jesus, Happy birthday to you.


armedresponse.wav   "We got a lot of low life's around here, and I will provide an armed response at the first sign of trouble. They must be contained....(gunfire)."
disappearscumbag.wav   "Disappear scumbag!"
soundoff.wav   "Sound off like you got a pair!"
holyjesus.wav   "Holy Jesus!"
donotlikeyou.wav   "I do not like you!"
physicallyill.wav   "That makes me physically ill!"
scum.wav   "You are scum!"
tourofduty.wav  "My tour of duty runs another 85 years."
pieceofdirt.wav  "There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it."
littlemaggot.wav  "I'm waiting for you, you little maggot."

Saving Silverman

whatbrings.wav   "So what brings you boys up here today?"
killher.wav  "That it? That everything?...(Yeah)....Kill her....(whoa)."


fact.wav   "Is that a fact?"
awgeeze.wav   "Aww Geeze."
offer.wav   "Why it's mighty nice of you to offer."
firstname.wav   "Do you mind if I call you by your first name?."
getlucky.wav   "Maybe we'll both get lucky today."
calluses.wav   "You must have calluses from patting yourself on the back so much."
incharge.wav   "You in charge?"
nevermind.wav   "Aww...Hell...nevermind."
thanksalot.wav   "Well, thanks a lot."